BY JOANNA C. VALENTE
These will make you rethink how you romance and serenade people. Or you know, make you laugh because they're brilliant, ultra goth, and/or cringeworthy.
1. Werner Herzog
Werner Herzog valentines https://t.co/CG7XqyQWEF #lastminutevalentines pic.twitter.com/29zX6HtBIc
— Andrew R. Secret Society (@aschrock) February 14, 2016
2. Nicholas Cage
look up Nicholas Cage valentines cards you won't be disappointed pic.twitter.com/dplDV22tCf
— emmy center (@emmycenter) December 16, 2014
#CreepyGiftsFromYourValentine
— Justinnnnn💋 (@fivefortweeting) February 10, 2018
A Nicholas Cage valentines card that says you’re my national treasure ❤️ pic.twitter.com/uPmvUXx7yq
3. Twin Peaks
#TwinPeaks #valentines for @Kyle_MacLachlan #CoopLovesCards @lauradern #michaelcera #wallybrando #dalecooper #DrAmp #twinpeaksvalentines pic.twitter.com/FqybNCfQu9
— Honolulu Mom (@Honolulu_Mom) February 14, 2018
More #TwinPeaks #valentines for @Kyle_MacLachlan #cooplovescards #woodsman #theexperiment #agentjeffries #robertbroski @robertbroski pic.twitter.com/gi1EbvuQN4
— Honolulu Mom (@Honolulu_Mom) February 14, 2018
This is the water
— Jess ⚓️ bettyoctopus (@bettyoctopus) February 14, 2018
And this is the well
Be my Valentine
Or I'll send you to hell
Happy Valentines's, Peakies!#TwinPeaks 🍒 ☕️ 🌲❤️ pic.twitter.com/oknEGboiML
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m celebrating with these incredible #TwinPeaks valentines by @mattlineham 👍🏻☕️🍩🚬🍒 pic.twitter.com/dy24njaqhw
— chris dotson (@chris__dotson) February 14, 2018
4. The Addams Family
5. The Munsters
6. Depeche Mode
7. Grace Jones
8. Siouxsie Sioux
Joanna C. Valente is the author of Sirs & Madams, The Gods Are Dead, Marys of the Sea, Xenos, and the editor of A Shadow Map: An Anthology by Survivors of Sexual Assault.